Dark Grimoire Rhapsody

[purazon]

Because a certain someone was too modest to put this up here herself. And because I think it would be a shame if it's not shared with all of you...

Dark Grimoire Rhapsody (apologies to Farrokh Bulsara)

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in the game play - good escape from reality.
Open the lines, log-in and you soon will see……
Not ‘just’ good roleplay,
Not ‘just’ good revelry.
Easy come, easy go.
Broadband high, broadband low.
Anywhere I log-on
Internet will crash on me -
On me.

Dundee. Oh what a place.
Lots of newbies everywhere -
Saying things you wouldn’t share.
Dundee. Yes it’s time to go!
Time to leave the ale behind
And face the lands!
Dundee. Ooooooh!
Didn’t mean to whinge and whine.
When they come back again this time tomorrow
They’ll think twice, they’ll think twice.
Before insulting Admins.

I see another one banging on in text speak.
Out of C! Out of C!
Just wait for the smiting!
Thunderbolts and lightning -
Very, very frightening thee!
Find a mentor! Find a mentor!
Find a mentor or just go!
But will they go-o-o-o-o-o-o?
I’m just a player - please don’t insult me!
She’s just a player from a poor guild you see!
Trying to ignore this monstrosity!
Easy come, easy go,
Change your name or go!
Name stealing - No!
They will not let it go!
Name stealing! - No!
They will not let it go!
Name stealing - will not let it go!
Will not let it go!
Will not let it go!
Never ever ever let it go-o-o-o
No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

‘But they banned me! But they banned me!’
They were warned and now they go!
The gods will not put up with all this crud you see -
You see - You seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

So they think they can act in a way not PC!
So they think they can swear and then come hit on me!
Oh baby! Can’t do this to me baby!
You’ve got to get out - you’ve got to get right out of here!

Doesn’t really matter.
Anyone can see.
Doesn’t really matter -
Doesn’t really matter -
Game’s free!

Anyway the gods blow…..


(Based very loosely on ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ from ‘Night at the Opera’ by Queen)



http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=boh...+rhapsody&meta=

[Shirila Blades]

That is actually one of the pieces I use when I teach my music theory class. Will never think of it in same way again!!!

**Heads off to re-think her lesson plans**

(Please don't come haunt whoever "she" is, Freddie!)

[emmy]

Just read it and love it, now I can't get that dang song out of my head....GAH...

*runs off, holding her head, cringing and crying*

[purazon]

Another Rave song, same author. Would be a shame if it wasn't shared with all of you.


Ben (With Apologies to M Jackson)

Ben, the demons they need look no more.
They now know their master is a bore.
When they compare Him to You,
They see it’s all too true -
They look at Him and find
He has the weaker mind.
(He has the weaker mind).

Demons always running here and there
(Here and there)
Finding they’re not wanted anywhere.
(Anywhere)
Though they sneak up from behind
They don’t like what they find
There’s something they should know
You are a mighty foe!
(You are a mighty foe!)

They always say ‘I’ and ‘Me’
Valorn says ‘Us’ and ‘We’
(They always say ‘I’ and ‘Me’)
(Valorn says ‘Us’ and ‘We’)

Ben! The evil we would turn away
(Turn away)
We won’t listen to a word they say!
(word they say!)
They don’t see You as we do -
We wish they would try to!
I’m sure they’d think again
If they had a god like Ben
(A god)
Like Ben
(Like Ben)
Like Ben

(Loosely based on ‘Ben’ performed by Michael Jackson)

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aSqo17o2a1w

[Shirila Blades]

**Looks relieved that her lesson plans are safe for now**

[purazon]

Another rave parody..... Same author....

Inns of Valorn (apologies to R McTell)

Have you seen the peasant -
Who haunts the inn at Dundee?
Telling us gossip but pretends he doesn’t hear.
Always looks quite grumpy
At all the interruptions
Scooter doesn’t care as he scratches his ear.

How can you tell me you’re lonely?
And say that Sunrifter never shines?
Adventurers are everywhere
And wanting to be comrades -
They’ll tell you something to make you change your mind.

Have you seen the demon
On the wall in Milltown?
Spitting his venom
On the backs of drinkers there?
As they talk of battles
And the foes they’ve overcome
The drinkers smile regardless
For the demon they don’t care.

How can you tell me you’re lonely?
And say that Sunrifter never shines?
Adventurers are everywhere
And wanting to be comrades -
They’ll tell you something to make you change your mind.

Have you been to Cerbie’s
At the entrance to the forest?
All kinds of food
And refreshment you’ll find there -
Look out for Knight Azure
As she tells another fable
Come in from the cold and
Find a comfy chair.

How can you tell me you’re lonely?
And say that Sunrifter never shines?
Adventurers are everywhere
And wanting to be comrades -
They’ll tell you something to make you change your mind.


(Loosely based on ‘Streets of London’ written and performed by Ralph McTell)

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JyeHm2pm29o&...feature=related

[Sreip]

*laughs and bangs her computer desk a few times* hahahahahhahahahahahaahha

[Aierwen Fae]

sorry if this doesnt belong here but i just had to give it a try :/
((my deepest apology to Rascal Flatts))


Hey Glower, is that you?
Wow, your color is so bright
Yeah, yeah, I love it, I really do
'Hack an Slash', ain't that the song
I'd sing as i searched
runnin around
Making the rounds
from N'rolav Dundee to N'rolav Caern

Yeah, searchin can get on yer nerves
But you do wha ya can ta serve
Me I hunt and I sigh
And the next thing ya know
Yer starin at a glower
hopin an wishin
that ya'll get the spell ya need

I wake up and all my hopes
Fall down like rain
I put on that old robe, an start searchin agin
I head off to hunt Horrors
Guess not much has changed

Punch the beast
Head for home
Listen for the Crier, just incase
Go to bed
Dream of you
That's what I'm doing these days

Someone told me that you drop violets
but all i gets is different hues
You play hide an seek
Wow, that ain't what a Horror is suppose ta do
Me I've been a few places
Mostly spider cave an Caern
Still sortin' out hues, but I'm doing alright
Yeah, it's good to see you

Hey glower, I'm late
And those raids, they don't wait
But if i ever get back
To this sleepy old town
i promise i'll stop in
To see an old friend**chuckle**
And until then...

I wake up and all my hopes
Fall down like rain
I put on that old robe, an start searchin agin
I head off to hunt Horrors
Guess not much has changed

Punch the beast
Head for home
Listen for the Crier, just incase
Go to bed
Dream of you
That's what I'm doing these days

I wake up and all my hopes
Fall down like rain
I put on that old robe, an start searchin agin

I wake up and all my hopes
Fall down like rain
I put on that old robe, an start searchin agin

I wake up and hopes
Fall down like rain
I put on that old robe, an start searchin agin

[vardian]

*applauds loudly*

Brilliant!