So, many of us died once or twice last turn. Some of them were shared over Discord and I decided to put them here, names redacted, as a Rave to the creativity of our admin team. Thanks for the fun, gory hours
(I may have missed some, if you want them added feel free to PM me here or on Discord and I'll add them! Also if I missed the redacting of a name, please let me know by PM also. Thanks!)
- Lightning strikes adventurer. They now owe us a dollar.
- Lightning strikes adventurer. Oops! Another death. Kerching!
- The crown on adventurer's head shrinks suddenly, collapsing in on itself and finally disappears, crushing his skull in the process.
- A crown falls from the sky and smashes onto adventurer's head with deadly force.
- Lightning strikes adventurer
- Adventurer dies from debt. All your dollar are belong to us!
- Adventurer says"smite me almighty smiterer". A monocle flies through the air and buries itself deep into adventurer's skull
- Adventurer finds his robes shrinking. Constricting and shrinking, rapidly cutting off his ability to breathe until he is a sick gray and dies of painful suffocation.
- Adventurer is blown to bits. Itty, bitty, tiny bloody bits.
- Adventurer accidentally stabs himself to death with his plume. It could have been much worse if he was actually with, you know, a weapon. Luckily! It was a poetic death. Only a little bit of blood.
- Adventurer just keeps sighing; like all the air being let out a squeaky balloon, until she is just a flattened human husk - to death.
- A treasure box falls from the sky and strikes adventurer squarely on the head.
- Adventurer chokes on a tiny fly that zooms up her left nostril, gets lost, then sadly burrows into her brain while attempting to flee. Icky.
- Adventurer is smothered by a Cloak of Pomposity. Those things are super heavy, you know.
- Adventurer smashes his skull on the life monument and his brains spill out onto the ground.
- The life monument opens a gaping rocky maw and gobbles up Adventurer, one last time, before returning to its orginal peaceful state.
Adventurer takes a few steps away from the Monument. "Okay didn't know they could do that." Adventurer is consumed by the flames of all things he doesn't know.
- Adventurer implodes
- All of Valorn shakes violently. Maybe a bit violetly as well. All of Valorn died to an earthquake
Kailani of Admin says When Zeric said he was going to shake his money maker, I was a little frightned to be honest. I am so glad this is what he meant!
- Adventurer says "Shes umm shaking her money maker." Adventurer says "and a big one it is to". Adventurer is stung to death by a swarm of 'you should know better than to speak of any woman that way, let alone a goddess' bees.
- Violet lightning strikes Adventurer
- Adventurer is crushed under the weight of so much kerching. Tiger's on a gold leash level of ballin', yo.
- Lightning strikes Adventurer with a resounding echo of 'cha-ching!'
- A giant cookie falls from the sky and smashes Adventurer. Too bad its too much of a bloody mess to safely eat.
Adventurer ponders his curiosity to try and eat the cookie anyway. Adventurer dies from being too disgusting for words.
- World Crier says"Oh the humanity! But oh the joy of full pockets!"
- A giant sewing needle flies past, viciously stabbing Adventurer to death. How odd.
- Already at the monument and Adventurer is literally killed by kindness.... I guess there are worse ways to die...
- Lightning strikes Adventurer. The echoing thunder clap seems to say, 'Show me the money!'
- World Crier says"Wow. Endless Reapers have more bank spaces than any four adventurers. I bet they have some interesting things stashed. "
- Adventurer loses his grip on 'Named Rapier' and puts his eye out, right through his brain.
- A huge boulder with the word 'CLUE' painted in blood on it drops on Adventurer.
- World Crier says"Endless Reapers have blocked the path around the forest. Oh that is annoying. If you can't defeat them you'll have to walk through it every time? Man."
- World Crier says"Fighting? Really? Is that what we are calling this? MURDERATION IS GOING ON!"
- Adventurer concentrates so hard on her last blessing that her brain literally bursts in her skull and oozes out of her ears.
- The puppy looks at Adventurer with big brown adorable eyes then eats his face. Scooter wants his money.
- A large and imposing creature, which looks like a dragon but obviously isn't one as they totally don't exist, swoops down and eats Adventurer in one bite. Mmm, tasty.
- Adventurer said in GC that since we survived and backed their trip do we get little buttons. Adventurer dies from his soul searingly deep but unsatisfied desire for 'little buttons.'
- Adventurer chokes on his lack of empathy for his fellow adventurers
- Adventurer is too pretty to live