Awhile back there was an affliction that made people itch and peck like hens. Some even resembled them. Milltown was over-run with hordes of headless hens. I don't know where it all came from, or have forgotten. But it was pretty entertaining!
Meh, we all do from time to time, can't be there for everything. Alas...unless I sell my children and quit my job...live behind McDonald's to tap into their free Wifi...don't think I haven't considered it!