Trust me I can think of nothing but the carrots, Wisest of Merciful Lords. For example, who is eating all of these carrots? Where DO SO MANY come from? Why is it not corn or peas, which seem way more reasonable?
It obviously wasn't I who partook in such a mass quantity of root veg, I'm much more fond of meats personally... With all these Daucus Carota being bandied about it is no wonder the loos runeth over.