First of all, I had (and I think the other judges had too) fun being judgemental here and I want to thank each and everyone who entered this contest. Excellent work everyone. The contest was close in every category and I wish I'd have a lot more plats to give away, there were so many excellent entries.
And now...the winners are:
1 ) AARGHT
Actually Ale Really Gives Happy Thoughts! (Jessa, 250p)
and
All Ale Ruined! Grief! Havoc! Tragedy! (Raffe, 250p)
2 ) TTWIDJK
True terrors will inevitably demoralise judgemental know-it-alls (Vardian, 250p)
3 ) YIOEDFS
Young Iguanas Often Endure Dreadful Flatulence Silently (Euclide, 250p)
4 ) EAIDKG
Extra ale intake demands killer guts (Jezzara, 250p)
5 ) TOLASKG
Terrible ogres laugh and sing, killing gaily. (Gar, 250p)
6 ) OFKAKLAITE
Often Found Keeping Ale Kegs, Lazy Asrai Is Tipsy Entirely (Lazy and tipsy Asrai, 250p)
7 ) KFOEOLA
Kodi Favors Organic, Epicurean, Olfactory-Lush Ales (Mere, 250p)
8 ) KALVEA
Killers Are Like Vipers, Eternally Assassinating (Thorin, 250p)
and
Korrith Also Loved Vexing Enterprising Adventurers (Korrith, 250p)
Overall
1. Jezzara (WP)
2. Jessa (300p)
3. Vardian (200p)
Congratulations to winners and once again thank you everyone.
edit: Almost forgot to mention this...some winners forgot to add their character names and charids. And thus broke the rule 3) the judges thought about this and decided they were notorious enough so we can forget the rule.
Also: Iron Knight Azure Greenhills has agreed to help with passing the prizes, so if you are online and she's too, you might want to pm her about it.
edit: Also...the judges want to award Synvasti 250p for the idea of making a story out of acronyms provided. Very nice idea...we'll probably steal it.