Grimoirean Rhapsody - A Cerdinak Song

[Cerdinak]

(My apologies to Queen)

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Picked up a Grimoire
And I woke up in old Dundee
Opened my eyes,
Looked up to the skies and see
I'm just a noob here,
I've got no currency
Because I'm level one, just begun
Got a sword, not a gun
Over where the steam blows, now its to the sewers for me, for me

Mama, just killed a rat
Swung my sword against his head
Cut it off and now he's dead
Mama, training has just begun
And now I've got to do it all again
Mama, ooOOOooooo
Didn't mean to make a mess
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, cause it means I'm out there farming

Too late, potions are gone
No more healing now for me
Soon I will be history
Goodbye everybody I've died again
Gotta leave you all behind and kiss the stone
Mama, oooOOOOooooooo
I hate it when I die
I sometimes wish I'd been a noble after all

I see a little adventurer of a man
Clerics here, Chanters there, will you give him some blessings
Thunderbolt and lightning, time to do some smiting, Hee!
Cory Ben oh! Cory Ben oh!
Cory Ben oh! Cory Ben oh!
Cory Ben oh, here they go, magnifico

Now I'm a new rogue and nobody loves me
He's just a poor rogue from a poor family
Buy me some picks and I'll picklock for thee
First I farm, then I hunt, will you let me train
Bismillah! No - we will not let you train - let him train
Bismillah! We will not let you train - let him train
Bismillah! We will not let you train - let me train
Will not let you train - let me train (once a day!)
Once daily let you train - let me train
Never let me train - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh Goddess Carol, Goddess Carol, Goddess Carol let me train
The God named Ben has a demon put aside for me
For me
For me

You think demons will smite us and spit in our eye
You think demons will crush us and leave us to fry
Oh baby – they might win, but just maybe
Together we'll win - together we'll win in the end

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Having funs what matters
Anyone can see
Having funs what matters... having funs what matters to me

Anyway the game goes...

[Fleur]

Most amusing!
Thanks.

I will just say though, Cory might not be entirely appreciative of being termed 'Goddess Cory' in song...


~ Fleur

[Jessa Starlight]

usually i would say any parody of a queen song is sacreledge (excuse my spellin') but i like it

[Korrith]

Clever! I like it.

[Cerdinak]

Most amusing!
Thanks.

I will just say though, Cory might not be entirely appreciative of being termed 'Goddess Cory' in song...


~ Fleur

Good catch!! Oops!

Now it's Goddess Carol Goddess Carol!

Sometimes it's tough being the new kid in town.

[Cerdinak]

Revisited and cleaned up a bit, just for fun.

[Rena Leigh]

That's quite brilliant!!! I enjoy it a lot