Take the Plat'num and Run (Cerbie' Parody)

[Cerberus]

*throws a peenit*

This here's a story about Lavvy Pik and Jimmy Kit
Two young rogues with nothin' better to do
Than sit around the Inn, drink Ale, and watch the newbs
And here is what happened when they decided to cut loose

They headed up to, ooh, old Milltown
That's where they ran into a great big hassle
Lavvy Pik seduced King Deek while robbing his castle
Jimmy Kit took the plat'num and run

Go on take the plat'num and run
Go on take the plat'num and run
Go on take the plat'num and run
Go on take the plat'num and run

Eldrin 'Shine is a constable down in Dundee
You know he knows just exactly what the facts is
He ain't gonna let those two escape justice
He makes his livin' off of the people's taxes

Jimmy Kit, whoa, whoa, she slipped away
Lavvy Pik caught up to her the very next day
They got the plat'num, hey
You know they got away
They headed down south and they're still running today
Singin' go on take the plat'num and run
Go on take the plat'num and run
Go on take the plat'num and run
Go on take the plat'num and run
Go on take the plat'num and run
Go on take the plat'num and run
Go on take the plat'num and run
Go on take the plat'num and run