(Christopher)Oh my god, Cerberus, look that Demon Scalp
It is so big
(Cerberus) It looks like one of Balthazars girlfriends
(Christopher)Who understands that Balthazar guy anyway
(Cerberus)He only talk to it because it looks like a total Forest Bandit,
(Christopher)ok?
(Cerberus)I mean Its Scalp
It's just so big
(Christopher)I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
(Cerberus) I mean, it's gross
Look, It's just so Evil
I like big scalps and I can not lie
You other Demon Lords can't deny
That when a Demon walks in with an itty bitty hair line
And a round thing in your face
You get Zapped
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that Scalp was stuffed
High on the head It’s Wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, Demon I wanna get with ya
And have jimmy kitten draw your picture
My demonboys tried to warn me
But with that Scalp you got
Me so zapped
Ooh, rub all of that rough skin
You say you wanna go to my Castle
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average Demon
I've seen them Raid’n'
The heck with Hatin'
It sweats, It’s wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Cannon
I'm tired of the Town Cryer
saying flat Flat Scalps are the only thing
Take the average Demon Lord and ask him that
She gotta pack much Scalp, so
Demons (yeah), Demons (yeah)
Has your Demon got the Scalp (heck yeah)
Well scrub it, scrub it, scrub it, scrub it, scrub that healthy Scalp
Demon got Scalp
(Nrolav face with Demon scalp)
I like'em round and hairy
And when I'm throwin' a raid
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an Initiate
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you to the Castle
And Slice, double slice and Dice,
I ain't talkin' bout Playin
Cuz Frost Demon parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and hairy
So find that hairy Scalp
Balthazar is in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that Scalp
So I'm lookin' at rocks
Watchin' these other demons walk
You can have them
I'll keep my Demons like Tyral keeps his puppy
A word to the thick demons
I be with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I raid
Til the break of dawn
Demon, got it goin on
A lot of Demon Lords won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and Slay
Cuz I'm strong
And I'm down to cause friction on calm days
So Demons (yeah), Demons (yeah)
If you wanna role to my Castle (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even Mortals got to shout
Baby got Scalp
(Nrolav face with the Demon Scalp)
Yeah Demon
When it comes to You
Cerberus aint got nothin to do with my selection
So your Demon rolls those Dice
Playin' workout with JKD
But JKD ain't got a Demon in the back of his Scalp
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that Scalp
Some Demons wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the Scalp needs to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cerberus says you're Scalps fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your neck is small and your Scalp is kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole Scalps in the Dundee
You ain't it or the Thang
Give me a demon I can't resist her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his Demons were on my list
He had game but he chose to ignore 'em
I pulled up quick to get with 'em
So Demons if the Scalp is round
And you wanna throw down
Dial 1-877-Balthazar and kick them nasty Initiates
Demon got Scalp