Ashani's Doom
Now all you brave enchanters, please listen to my song
About a deadly accident--an experiment gone wrong.
Sudden it was, the fell attack, and none could there foresee
That it would bring about the doom of our excellent Ashani.
A gathering of enchanters, it was, to speak enchanter's lore,
To strengthen future efforts against the fell Dark Lord.
When suddenly a strange dark fog arose within the room
Enchanters choked and strangled amidst it's deadly fumes.
Yet still we fought, and thoughts and wise suggestions made:
"Try Light!" one called, and another: "Or ice! Or flame!"
"I'll ignite a mug of Ale!" one foolish noobie cried--
And so that noobie wasn't there when our dear Ashani died.
A bag of magic powder, it was, set beside the door.
A ball of fire cast upon it--a sudden, explosive roar!
What magic caused the backdraft into the southern room?
A mysterious force, it was, that brought Ashani's doom.
So all you brave enchanters, come listen to my song.
If you would cast experiments, I'd have you not go wrong.
Don't try them in the Nexus, despite what dangers loom.
Lest fate decides it's time you share Ashani's doom.