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MVL
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Postby MVL » Thu Mar 18, 2004 3:18 pm

**A giant fruit destroying garbage eater appears out of nowhere and eats all tomatoes, potatoes and all other crapy food that can be found in this room.**
Turn your ears for the voice of greed and you can turn a gift for one, into a gift for many.
-Elfwisdom

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Rebel
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Postby Rebel » Thu Mar 18, 2004 11:54 pm

*still dreaming....Rebel starts to sleepwalk*

*Rebel crashs into MVL's garbage eater*

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

A CUTE AND ADORABLE BUNNY!!!

*still sleepwalking, Rebel headbutts the garbage eater*

*Rebel is knocked back into normal sleep*
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MVL
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Postby MVL » Fri Mar 19, 2004 3:33 pm

**Angry** What's wrong with bunnies????
Turn your ears for the voice of greed and you can turn a gift for one, into a gift for many.

-Elfwisdom



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Postby Illuvator » Fri Mar 19, 2004 9:48 pm

*sits in the corner, casually reading the newspaper*

*sigh*

pathetic
LOOK OVER THERE!
*runs away*
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Postby Rebel » Sat Mar 20, 2004 3:38 am

*suddenly Rebel awakes from sleep, attempts to pull out his sword, realizes it's destroyed, charges Illuvator and slaps him while yelling the battle cry:

BUNNIES ARE SCARY!!!
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Postby MVL » Sat Mar 20, 2004 7:54 am

**MVL Charges fast at rebel with fury and strength. He is reaady to do damage when suddenly....... He stops and slaps Rebel while saying, no they're not.**
Turn your ears for the voice of greed and you can turn a gift for one, into a gift for many.

-Elfwisdom



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Postby Illuvator » Mon Mar 22, 2004 6:13 am

*slaps rebel, in return*
LOOK OVER THERE!

*runs away*
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Postby Rebel » Tue Mar 23, 2004 1:45 am

*having being slapped twice....Rebel is dazed and is starting to wonder why we are slapping each other...*

*Rebel kicks at MVL and stubs his toe in doing so*
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Postby Noahmu » Tue Mar 23, 2004 2:25 pm

"Whoa! I must have passed out!!! HOW DID I END UP ON THE FLOOR????"

*Wonders how Rebel the Potato Mage arrived in our tomato world!!
"Why have you invaded our Tomato Land???? Why do you want to attack us??? We are Veggies too!!"
I am KING OF TOMATOS!!!! BOW BEFORE MY MIGHTY TOMATO ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MVL
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Postby MVL » Wed Mar 24, 2004 4:44 pm

** MVL hits noahmu hard with the big enceclopedia of biology.**

READ THIS!!!

**MVL points at a few scentences**


A tomatoe is a fruit.


**MVL kicks Rebel.
Turn your ears for the voice of greed and you can turn a gift for one, into a gift for many.

-Elfwisdom



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Postby Noahmu » Mon Mar 29, 2004 2:27 pm

(*OOC-My Doctor says its a veggie!! I can only have tomatos on the days I can have vegetables on my diet.*)

*wonders where MVL got his book from!!

"I will CRUSH anyone who tries to defeat myself and my tomato ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RISE ALL TOMATOS IN EXISTENCE!!!! BURY ALL OPPOSITION IN YOUR RED DELICIOUSNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I am KING OF TOMATOS!!!! BOW BEFORE MY MIGHTY TOMATO ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MVL
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Postby MVL » Mon Mar 29, 2004 3:36 pm

(A tomatoe is a fruit. It sounds strange, but it is true.)



Rise, army of lemons, and destory your enemy with acid rain.
Turn your ears for the voice of greed and you can turn a gift for one, into a gift for many.

-Elfwisdom



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Postby Anitoll » Thu Apr 01, 2004 1:33 pm

**a crate is dropped off by the mailcarrier. Anyone within 100 feet of the crate can hear something inside screaming muffled obscenities as the crate violently jolts to and fro**
-lets amend the classic story, close it so beautifully, I'll let animosity unwind-
AFI
(god called in sick today)
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Postby Noahmu » Thu Apr 08, 2004 12:14 pm

*Looks around and wonders why everything has gone to Balthezar in a handbasket!!!!!!!!!!!1

"HOW DID EVERYONE FIND THEIR WAY INTO THE TOMATO ROOM??? IS THERE A DOOR AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE?????"
I am KING OF TOMATOS!!!! BOW BEFORE MY MIGHTY TOMATO ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MVL
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Postby MVL » Thu Apr 08, 2004 1:04 pm

I hope so. I want to get out of this place.
Turn your ears for the voice of greed and you can turn a gift for one, into a gift for many.

-Elfwisdom



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Postby Noahmu » Fri Apr 09, 2004 2:18 pm

"I just hope that if there is a door somewhere that it doesn't lead somewhere even stranger!!!!"
I am KING OF TOMATOS!!!! BOW BEFORE MY MIGHTY TOMATO ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MVL
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Postby MVL » Fri Apr 09, 2004 2:45 pm

**MVL Tries to open a door in the air wich isn't really there.**

HAHAHA, a secret invisable door. What a joke.

**MVL turns around and by doing so he vanishes into nowhere. Only someone with a watching eye could se a blue/purple glow at the moment MVL disappeared.**
Turn your ears for the voice of greed and you can turn a gift for one, into a gift for many.

-Elfwisdom



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Postby Illuvator » Thu Apr 29, 2004 2:58 am

*sighs*

You are all so silly, I am the only one who is able to let out or in this room, except for the potato god, who I believe is on vacation in the Bahamas.
LOOK OVER THERE!

*runs away*
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Postby Kiro » Sun May 16, 2004 9:32 pm

*suddenly falls through the cieling* Hello!? HELLOOOOOOO!!!!!!!???????
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atrakin
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Postby atrakin » Sun May 23, 2004 7:00 am

*a tall man walks into the room from nowhere holding a large map upside down, looking lost*

Hi can anybody tell me how to get to...
*notices the mess of tomatoes and potatoes and backs away finding his door gone
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