Three word story

[Thomas Covenant]

a ratburger surprise

[ovimik]

He dropped the

[JKD]

ratburger and walked

[Llyewell]

down the hall

[JKD]

to the bathroom

[ovimik]

where he cleaned

[Illuvator]

his pants of

[ovimik]

He walked out

[Llyewell]

of the bathroom

[Hentez]

but trips over

[superduck]

a ratskin hat

[ovimik]

He looks at

[MadDog]

The story thus far:

There once was a great Warrior who went to a huge forest and there he found a beautiful

vegetarian armadillo. He deemed rather enchanting. He said to the armedillo that enchanted

him so "I would love to get to know you better!"

The Armedillo replied "Don't you even care about my needs. I want something that makes me

feel special. Maybe you are not really that great a warrier!"

The warrior took a white handkerchief to blow his one and only extremely huge nose. Then he

decided to go on and he picked up his old rusty battle axe and travelled to the well-known

farmhouse of Milltown.

After he arrived he lit his body on fire. the spare one, was quite unused and with that new

body he found himself at The Dundee Inn Eating a JellyBurger and pickled pigsfeet. After he

ate, he walked out and found a ratskin hat lying in Zombie Goo. He walked away and went to

the Dundee town center, where he jumped down the sewer and squished Ceridwin who was on A

vacation In the sewers. then he climbed down deeper into the sewers, but he got stuck and

felt something bump against his Padded Cloth Pants. He looked down and saw that a very

strange woman was unbuckling His Ubersword Dragonspit, So he decided to bust a hardened acid

jelly across her slim unpadded helmit and she slaps him on his face. He screams, and falls

down clutching hos (a) broken tooth. then he yells "ouch, that hurt!"

He shoves a finger in his mouth's gaping hole for a moment. Then a Garantuan N'rolav Beast

came and saw the broken tooth laying on the ground. Then the Nrolav said "nice tooth" then

swallowed him and burped. He got indigestion so he ate Tums. The Nrolav Beast picked the

warrior, but then he remembered that Tums would kill Nrolav beasts, so he, the Beast, died.

The warrior climbed the tree that was in the Dark Forest. Up the tree he found a large

canopy stalker that posessed many large baby canopy stalkers. then the canopy COLLAPSED AND

FELL!!! leaving bald trees except for the Great Dark Tree. He looked at, turned and saw

Thomas Covenant looking around. He walked up the wall and there he ate the ceilling, burped

then farted. he fell down into a portal transporting him to Charliez Therons bedroom. then

an enchanter made Charlize turn to face him and they fought. Charlize led with no power

because her golden oscar of the light, the worthless relic, was instantly destroyed. she

ate it.

eventually he went to the pub and bought a mug of MSG. He loves MSG in the morning. The

cockrel crowed time to get a new house and go to Branishor very soon. "but i hate to

travel." He instead used the diseased pink pony, but it died.

Fortunately, just like a pro he walked to Branishor but got lost and cursed the monsters

that kept gnashing their teeth and keeping him from travelling to his aunt's house. That

made him not very happy so he pooed and went to Branishor where he cried out loudly Mommy

help me! His cry was so loud it woke up his pet dragon but it hated him. no, not really,

it was small. He climbed on it's back and he flew off hugging it lovingly. The end, right?

Wrong, the dragon was real hungry, the dragon saw many, many sheep so he dove down very

quickly to eat them, but he hit a tree on the way down, and bumped his head on the ground.

The warrior fell, screaming "Mommy!"

"A dark figure appeared from behind a sheep and attacked the warrior who was not surprised

at all. He raised his sword and shield up real high. The warrior was very sick but

controlled the urge to sneeze by putting his finger up his nose. He grimaced as it didn't

work and the force blew him into the dark figure's head which killed it swiftly, all his

finger's bones were crushed into bits and pieces. it was very painful. The warrior cried

for hours but then drank some good tequila and ran to the nearest bathroom to brush his

unkempt greasy hair and found spiders in the sink. They attacked him with horrid insults

that hurt his feelings, so he screamed for hours. Then he left his mind behind and started

rambling about the fact that Balthazar is running rampant in Valorn. Then he got his mind

melted by a Valorian girl that liked to melt people's boots and their minds but she died of

Momma's Dragon bite.

The adventurer left the bathroom and a black hole opened up near The warrior. He was sucked

into it and came to be known as cheesy fart. Although it did give him a strong appetite for

cheeses dip he felt he had something hanging from his nose and looked what it was. It was...

a big, green piece of brocolli. Anyway, he went to Milltown and found a gold sword and

bought some new credibility. With the platinum watch he stole a woodsplinter and some

cheese. Then he went back to Dundee then torwards the inn.

He decided to order some beers from Jeffrey and order a hamburger that wasn't really a

hamburger but a ratburger surprise. He dropped the ratburger and walked down the hall to

the bathroom where he cleaned his pants off. He walked out of the bathroom but trips over a

ratskin hat. He looks at

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the ground and

[ovimik]

picks up the

[Kiro]

shoe of destiny

[groMMITT]

"Easy!" said he,

[superduck]

because the shoe

[ovimik]

made him realy

[superduck]

angry. He grabbed

[calisto]

His sword and