I, Mister Bifrost Janger, am currently in possession of no less than SEVEN of your coveted Warded Keys.
In order to secure them from me, you shall have to adhere to my terms. See attached below the GGPT - The Great Gremlin Peace Treaty. I will relinquish your precious keys to you, once I gain TEN adventurer's signatures upon the document pinned below.
(And do not even attempt retrieving the keys from me by other means. I've already SWALLOWED them!)
The Great Gremlin Peace Treaty
THE TREATY OF PEACE
Between the Adventuring Citizens of Valorn and all Gremlin Humanoids.
The protocol annexed thereto, the agreement forbidding the use of violence against Gremlinkind in the locations of The Hollowed Tree and the Abandoned Mining Camp.
Signed and penned by
Mister Bifrost Janger.
Enchanter
Humanoidolgist
Scamp
Arch Mage-in-waiting
Man of the People
Anarchist
Nuisance
Signatures added below...