The Great Gremlin Peace Treaty

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Bifrost Janger
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The Great Gremlin Peace Treaty

Postby Bifrost Janger » Tue Feb 21, 2023 11:41 am

Thought I was on your side?! Well think again, FARTY!

I, Mister Bifrost Janger, am currently in possession of no less than SEVEN of your coveted Warded Keys.

In order to secure them from me, you shall have to adhere to my terms. See attached below the GGPT - The Great Gremlin Peace Treaty. I will relinquish your precious keys to you, once I gain TEN adventurer's signatures upon the document pinned below.

(And do not even attempt retrieving the keys from me by other means. I've already SWALLOWED them!)



The Great Gremlin Peace Treaty

THE TREATY OF PEACE

Between the Adventuring Citizens of Valorn and all Gremlin Humanoids.

The protocol annexed thereto, the agreement forbidding the use of violence against Gremlinkind in the locations of The Hollowed Tree and the Abandoned Mining Camp.

Signed and penned by
Mister Bifrost Janger.
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Nuisance


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Fear is a strange soil. It grows obedience like corn, which grow in straight lines to make weeding easier. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground. - Terry Pratchett

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Bifrost Janger
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Re: The Great Gremlin Peace Treaty

Postby Bifrost Janger » Tue Feb 21, 2023 12:17 pm

This is a cease and desist WARNING: Should any harm befall the Gremlins during my negotiations, my offer will be revoked.

Signed. Mister Bifrost Janger.
Fear is a strange soil. It grows obedience like corn, which grow in straight lines to make weeding easier. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground. - Terry Pratchett

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Re: The Great Gremlin Peace Treaty

Postby Turcko » Tue Feb 21, 2023 2:30 pm

(As Turcko)

Sounds fair. It's not like the little buggers really pose a threat if well fed. *signs his name*
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Re: The Great Gremlin Peace Treaty

Postby Viviyana » Tue Feb 21, 2023 2:32 pm

**Reads through the demands a few times before nodding and adding her signature large upon the bottom of the petition.**
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Re: The Great Gremlin Peace Treaty

Postby Synvasti Shymere » Tue Feb 21, 2023 2:46 pm

**signature added with painstaking care, utterly legible**

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Re: The Great Gremlin Peace Treaty

Postby Bebhinn » Tue Feb 21, 2023 2:54 pm

*scrawls her name across the parchment*

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Re: The Great Gremlin Peace Treaty

Postby Zanaan » Tue Feb 21, 2023 4:06 pm

I'm fine with this. I'll take mine in purple. *signs*
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Re: The Great Gremlin Peace Treaty

Postby biffpbizzo » Tue Feb 21, 2023 4:53 pm

Lowrenzo signs his name to the treaty

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Re: The Great Gremlin Peace Treaty

Postby Avedis » Tue Feb 21, 2023 4:55 pm

*An angled, boyish scribble reads,* Prince of Hearts, A.N.
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Re: The Great Gremlin Peace Treaty

Postby Alfred Elpin » Tue Feb 21, 2023 6:44 pm

*A note is tacked alongside the signature page*

Mr. Janger,

Seven keys for ten signatures. How will you disperse the keys?

Respectfully,

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Re: The Great Gremlin Peace Treaty

Postby Bifrost Janger » Tue Feb 21, 2023 6:55 pm

When I have 10 signatures, I will go along to whichever chest and oversee it's unlocking. I have no wish to keep the treasure. I have no care who picks it up. I am happy to wait for as long as it takes.

The Gremlin in the key room has gone into hiding until an agreement can be reached. No more strangers scaring the chaps in the Tree.

I require 3 more signatures to my petition.

Signed. Mister Bifrost Janger.
Fear is a strange soil. It grows obedience like corn, which grow in straight lines to make weeding easier. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground. - Terry Pratchett

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Re: The Great Gremlin Peace Treaty

Postby Alfred Elpin » Tue Feb 21, 2023 7:16 pm

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Re: The Great Gremlin Peace Treaty

Postby Brisingr Blaze » Tue Feb 21, 2023 8:01 pm

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Re: The Great Gremlin Peace Treaty

Postby Morris » Tue Feb 21, 2023 10:52 pm

Just so you have your ten

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Re: The Great Gremlin Peace Treaty

Postby Dabria » Tue Feb 21, 2023 11:49 pm

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