Seeking Escort

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Seeking Escort

Postby Viviyana » Tue Feb 21, 2023 3:28 am

Seeking Escort through the Crags. Must be willing to put up with constant complaining and not expect me to hike in any kind of rigorous fashion. Lack of fear of **more scribbles, this time over the word 'cannibals'** picnics required.

Must have a map of the area.

I will pay **scribbled out writing that looks like 'handsomely'** 37 plat for the service.

-Viviyana.
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Re: Seeking Escort

Postby Synvasti Shymere » Tue Feb 21, 2023 4:10 am

Define handsome.

P.S. Can't help, just curious.

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Re: Seeking Escort

Postby Viviyana » Tue Feb 21, 2023 4:44 am

The escort should certainly be as handsome as possible. Fit of form and face, to make the exercise more palatable.

In completely unrelated news, how are you looking for plat these turns? Might need a bit of a loan.

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Re: Seeking Escort

Postby Synvasti Shymere » Tue Feb 21, 2023 5:00 am

It is my studied opinion that one must look within oneself or beloved friends for true riches. I do not refer to vivisection, despite the profound ring such a title would bring to your worthy name.

P.S. I have around 37 platinum coins on my person, and a negative 1500 to my name. You are welcome to help yourself to both accountings.

P.P.S I believe my previous inquiry requires more details, pehaps over a free bowl of soup at a future time.

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Re: Seeking Escort

Postby Viviyana » Tue Feb 21, 2023 6:15 am

Well, in that case handsomely will more likely be plain.

I should clarify that I don't need anyone to fight the creatures, I am somewhat capable of that. I literally just need someone to hold my hand and keep me from wandering in circles and eating berries or humans...I can't for the life of keep from being lost.

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Re: Seeking Escort

Postby Avedis » Tue Feb 21, 2023 6:18 am

Viviyana wrote:The escort should certainly be as handsome as possible. Fit of form and face, to make the exercise more palatable.

In completely unrelated news, how are you looking for plat these turns? Might need a bit of a loan.

- Viv


I do believe I meet all of the criteria, as established by a recent vote of the populace. Let us convene to discuss my rates.

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Re: Seeking Escort

Postby Viviyana » Tue Feb 21, 2023 6:25 am

Your offer has merit, good sir.

I worry that perhaps you will be too appealing to the cannibals, however, especially the females. Although, now that I think on it, you might make a good distraction in case I need to flee. Let's discuss further.

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Re: Seeking Escort

Postby Avedis » Tue Feb 21, 2023 6:32 am

Viviyana wrote:Your offer has merit, good sir.

I worry that perhaps you will be too appealing to the cannibals, however, especially the females. Now that I think on it, though, you might make a good distraction in case I need to flee. Let's discuss further.

- Viv


Skimmed the preliminary flier, and misinterpreted the manner of escort needed. I do not work with cannibals. Best of luck on your own.

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Re: Seeking Escort

Postby Viviyana » Tue Feb 21, 2023 6:39 am

Did I write cannibals? How silly of me, I meant picnics.

I look forward to meeting with you.

- Viv
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