Fluffy "The barcloth covered desert demon"

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Fluffy "The barcloth covered desert demon"

Postby sashtan » Sun Jul 16, 2017 10:57 pm

A parchment appears on all Valorns notice boards
Please sign this petition to remove the barcloth from my friend Fluffy.
He has suffered this demeaning inconvenience for too long.
HE is a kind loving demon who deserves better.
The cloth is dirty and smells terrible.
Oh and he doesn't like the dark.
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Re: Fluffy "The barcloth covered desert demon"

Postby Lavender » Mon Jul 17, 2017 3:44 am

Kind and loving... of a demon that if you pay the price shows he's grateful by eating you?... No demon can truly BE anyone's friend, they have one thought.. to attack, and kill. And why anyone would want to listen to that demons drivel I fear I can not understand.
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Re: Fluffy "The barcloth covered desert demon"

Postby Bifrost Janger » Mon Jul 17, 2017 11:13 am

Squinting, Bifrost reads the petition tacked up to the notice board. He untangles his glasses from his hair to place over his eyes and squints at the notice once again. Yes. He had read it right the first time. Bif snorts a small laugh and turns, leaving the parchment unsigned.

"Gee whizz. It's like the Lunatic Olympics around here lately..." He mutters under his breath, wearing a small, odd smile.
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Re: Fluffy "The barcloth covered desert demon"

Postby Lavender » Mon Jul 17, 2017 3:55 pm

Joy nearly falls over laughing "Sorry Sashtan, but it's pretty bad when even my humanoid loving guild brother walks away from a petition ..." :lol:
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Re: Fluffy "The barcloth covered desert demon"

Postby Draekyn Ashtarneth » Tue Jul 18, 2017 3:50 pm

The real mercy would be in killing it. It is cruel to keep something captive for so long and in such a degrading manner.

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Re: Fluffy "The barcloth covered desert demon"

Postby Ellyana Lilli » Thu Jul 20, 2017 9:02 pm

Nasty. Just nasty.
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Re: Fluffy "The barcloth covered desert demon"

Postby Zanaan » Fri Jul 21, 2017 2:02 am

I have seen the demon head gore people with it's horns.
I have seen it throw up bile on a loving couple.
I have seen many things, so yeah... no. That thing can stay like it is.
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