Postby AnonCollective » Tue Aug 16, 2016 10:48 pm
To the supposed A-non Collective People's Army,
Whoa, that escalated quickly!
Good on you, be you, stick it to the man, and other super inspirational things. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Demand a voting based system instead or whatever. We hear that totally works for other unknown, vague countries.
We like how you think, however, now that all that has been said--
You know how we said 'we are you'? Yeah, we meant not you in specific, but another metaphorical 'you'.
We're not going to jail for this specific you, also we know its ineffective to throw ourselves at the fortress walls as a revolutionary statement of 'freedom'. There are important issues for us to address, like taxed clothing options and inn-less rogue tunnels--Dying for nothing is super far down the list. Don't let all that stop you, though!
To prevent future confusion, we strongly suggest your next secret meeting, which we are still not involved in, be about how to find some creativity and get your own name.
We put forth the following:
Non A-Non Affiliated
We the Sheeple
The Sheeple's Army
That One Group That Died Alone
Prison Bait
Jail Birds
Winter Knights, the Resurrection
Nanny Nanny Boo Boo Stick Your Head in Balthy's Loo
Just brainstorming...
Sincerely,
The actual A-Non Collective