))Ode to Ed
Oh, don't you see?
The giant among men,
Who makes meals of roast hen,
As he tears it limb from limb.
Oh, didn't you know?
No matter the subject,
You should always expect,
He'll tell you what his pa said.
Oh, haven't you heard?
Give him the slightest chance,
In every circumstance,
He'll tell you a bos story.
Oh, have you met yet?
You should!
