Postby AnonCollective » Wed Aug 10, 2016 9:53 pm
**A letter addressed officially to the High Queen Cordelia, tied and sealed with the NH badge in signet form**
To Cordelia, High Queen of Valorn:
After much thought and many cycles of oppressive laws, mainly the ban on thievery, The Nocturnal Hand would like to secede from the country known as Valorn. We would establish a newly formed country: with all rights afforded an independent entity, including rulership of ourselves, diplomatic immunity (as written in the Royal Neighborly treatment laws- section 403, subsection 20), and recompense for our seasons of suffering (To be agreed upon at a later date) We would call this country 'Hand Land'. We also request that Quasha be demoted to a regular citizen for her strong ties to our now new possibly strained neighbor, Valorn. We feel this is a strong conflict of interest and we'd hate to hold her on espionage over a small diplomatic misunderstanding.
As a country we have our own culture and customs. All citizens are royalty in Hand Land. As such, to keep the peace, we ask that Valorn please afford us treatment befitting when one of our own visits: Including, but not limiting;
Freedom of movement, Hand Landians will not be barred from entering and leaving where they will freely.
An assigned servant to meet any needs we might have while visiting a strange and foreign land.
Unlimited free drinks to quench a long distance traveler's parched throat.
5% of all taxes collected in Valorn for border security.
Which brings us to border security into Hand Land. Valornians must have a written invitation to cross the border, signed in triplicate and witnessed by no less than four Hand Landians. A tithe of 1,000 plat is customary.
Valornians must present a parchment declaring their health, signed by three clerics. Those with possibly contagious or smelly ailments will not be admitted.
Journalists, therapists, law enforcement, and spies are not permitted to enter Hand Land.
Bribery at the border is not officially not condoned.
That concludes our request. Please make this happen in a timely manner, we'd hate the recompense to keep climbing.
Faithfully XOXO,
All Hand Members Not Quasha
**A small spot of black wax graces the bottom corner, stamped with closed fist**