Musical Missives

[Sehdae Ly]

SALE! Half off Frost-Fall themed Greetings!
Note: Refunds given on late deliveries where we are at fault only. We cannot control the wakefulness of our recipients

[Loki Jester]

A hum comes from the male as he examines the sign. "How... creative.." Snickers. "Would love to see Cenny use his talent." Laughs at the thought as he scurries off.

[Viviyana]

*begins gleefully writing out a list, giggling to herself*

[Topaz]

Oh, yes.

[Sehdae Ly]

**tacked below the flier is a hand written note**
Pricing:
100 plat base cost
+ 100 plat for personalized songs
or
+50 plat for a choice of generic songs (listed below, more coming soon)
+ 100 plat for costume
+50 plat for especially embarrassing acts (Because our pride is cheap and NH has no shame.)
+ 50 plat for hazard
+ 10 plat for props
- 50% off for/from IO
- 50% off from employees
- 55% refund for late deliveries
Prices may be negotiable, wp trades in the stead of plat welcome.

Available generic memorandums:

Birthdays-

#01 (Composed by Cenny)
Is it true you recall the day?
Some may wonder what to say
But for my part won't hesitate
With each day wisdom escalates
Here's a clap for you sir, now
To in respect be followed with a bow
Here's hoping as you celebrate
Your days are filled and great
This merry tune a witness to
How many share the joy with you

#02 (Composed by Sehdae)
As your mortal shell becomes a husk
Your newest scent-- the aging musk
I gauge your age to have grown
How else would I have known?
Well done to you for living so long
So many things could've gone wrong
From maiming death to crippling illness
Improbable, but peaceful stillness
Happy birthday, this song should say!
Congrats on surviving to be older this day.


Bondings-

#01 (Composed by Sehdae)
We hear you're having a big day
That's exciting, some would say
A sharp thorn now in your side
I'll delay mourning, as if you've died
A ball to hook upon your chain
I'm sorry did that drip disdain?
Anyway, if it's all the same
Have a happy life with- what's his/her name?

General Thanks-

#01 (Composed by Kairiel)
Deep down in my heart of hearts
I felt a need to rightly start
I could praise you of your beard
Though for ladies might be weird
I could stop and gape and stare
A compliment if you look fair
Truth is I cannot express
So I chose this songful mess
The purpose simply - thank you so
You have set my heart aglow!


General Congratulations-

#01 (Composed by Kairiel)
Honestly I'm glad you made it
You were seeming quite frustrated
Rather now than put you down
We can turn around that frown
When I learned that you had managed
Every doubt at last was banished
I don't mean to lift your pride
Honest thought that it had died
Anyways, congratulations
You've a marc of our fixation

#02 (composed by Zanaan)
Heard you leveled,
Or so they say,
So congratulations I guess,
On your work today.
I mean I guess it's nice,
That you did your job,
Killed some horrors,
Or found things to rob.
The trainer isn't proud,
He said he saw you again,
Spoke to me after,
Said you used to be thin.
I guess the lounging around,
The parties and ale,
Have made you stout,
Greasy and pale.
I get this chance,
just once a spring,
So congratulations again
As if it means a thing.

Love-

#01 (Composed by Kairiel)
Simple words can barely say
Why else do you think I'd pay?
Obvious a carried tune
Far better to make you swoon
Looks amazing as the dawn
Oh, and heart - I rightly fawn
In my dreams like rainbow stew
Or effects of soured brew
Hope I'm not too late a bloomer
Gods, please have a sense of humor!

#02 (Composed by Cenny)
My feet spring trembling, giddy
Or my heart? - a plea for pity!
Around you spins a world abuzz
Matters little to me because
Soothing, madd'ning, inspiring
You are all of these to me
Wondrous in the simple ways
I'd to offer all my days
Even just one to spare
For your joy it would be fair
Dreaming ever between we
My heart yours, so I am free

Ending Love-

#01 (Composed by Sehdae, who no one will hire for her sensitivity )
I don't wish to break your heart
We know that's untrue
I've lied from the start
I tire of your clinging ways
Your face, your touch
Has it only been days?
I'd say it's not you, it's me
But I can't stomach the sight
A swifter end for my own glee
I'm sure, probably, you'll see
That someone can love you
Unfortunately... that will never be me

#02 (Composed by Kairiel)
In last cycles been your wish
Surely this is not remiss
Don't you worry, won't be long
Just you hush, for here's your song
First I'll say you make me zany
Not good cause you're just ax crazy
I don't mind it when we hug
Cept you don't let go - you tug
I'd rather a zombie mate
Than to have you in my fate
If your anger won't be passed
Least I know that I'll go fast
I picked this song after an ale
I'll run if understanding fails

#03 (Composed by Kairiel)
You said we shared a deepest bond
Offered heart and soul so fond
Good commodities it would seem
Sold both for six silver gleams
Gonna buy three ales now
Known ale longer anyhow
And if my words make you spit
Or acquaintance's just a marc, you git!

Apologies-

#01 (Composed by Cenny)
I've done wrong by you, dear friend
Wish that we can start to mend
I've sought to apologize
Thousand times in my mind's eye
Didn't wish to disappoint
Yours a hurt I'd prefer avoid
The words catch upon my tongue
Hundred sorries and more among
To explain, to you appeal
Would you listen I would kneel
Someday soon I hope you see
Truth of my apology

#02 (Composed by Avedis)
I'm sorry that they like my hair
I'm sorry that they always stare
I'm sorry that they find me smart
I'm sorry that they seek my heart
I'm sorry that my eyes are deep
I nearly send their feet a sweep!
I'm sorry that they wish my kiss
Though it is to give them bliss
I'm sorry you're not handsome too
I'm sorry they don't long for you
But most of all, and this is key:
I'm mainly sorry you're not me

((OOC Note: We've had quite a lot of orders coming in, much to my surprise and amusement. We may be delayed on some orders until things slow down, but your chosen courier will be able to give you a reasonable deadline when you discuss it. More general songs will be added as we have extra time to write them. We hope everyone just has a good time with this for a while! ))

[Nih Betodaru]

((OOC Note: We've had quite a lot of orders coming in, much to my surprise and amusement. We may be delayed on some orders until things slow down, but your chosen courier will be able to give you a reasonable deadline when you discuss it. More general songs will be added as we have extra time to write them. We hope everyone just has a good time with this for a while! ))

((This is quite the most humorous thing I've seen in a while. Those over at NH really know how to keep DG life interesting.))

[Sehdae Ly]

((This is quite the most humorous thing I've seen in a while. Those over at NH really know how to keep DG life interesting.))

((Can't allow NH members to suffer boredom too long. Bad things happen... Ale then tears, swiftly followed by doom and fire.))

[Zanaan]

((This is quite the most humorous thing I've seen in a while. Those over at NH really know how to keep DG life interesting.))

((Can't allow NH members to suffer boredom too long. Bad things happen... Ale then tears, swiftly followed by doom and fire.))

You forgot the fashionable attire.

[Avedis]

Delivered to Zane Ziegfried
(Composed by Anonymous)

Tidings from a-god-am-I
Heard your whims from up on high
First to say not me - it's you
Knave affection bores me through
Let me use my little words
Though the need feels just absurd
You may think you're very smart
So was my demolished wart
Demolished means it is no more
If large terms made you unsure
You may think you look nice, worse
Such facades are mankind's curse
Facade which means it's just for show
Like a spec's attention known
Warm regards, aspiring sage
Which means as if, Your Favorite Mage

[Kairiel Bosburn]

Delivered to Thorne Blackrose
(Composed by Anonymous)

Have to wonder who was sober
When your naming day was over
Clearly someone had good humor
Or else we're to believe the rumors
Don't you worry, you're pretty swell
Even with that strangest smell
Of all the Order surely best
Memorable above the rest
Last of all and worthily crass
At least you don't have a stick up your....

[Sehdae Ly]

Delivered to Hojo Musachi
(Composed by Sehdae)

Your sacrifice is hard, we know
That placid face must pain you so
Here's our thanks, in form of song
For burdens you've borne so long

A true wonder that you don't wilt
I often feel what might be guilt
How you hold the twinkle in
Doomed to never dance and spin

Not a single giggle true
Must leave you completely blue
One day when you skip, you'll see
Then unfurl to bloom with glee

Until then, our brave Commander
Blessings on your stoic manner!



~~Please do remember, we are just the messengers. ~~

[Devina Grimm]

((I totally loved the song delivered to Thorne...I think I barked i laughed so hard and it sent my poor little Dachshund in to a tizzy))

[Nih Betodaru]

I was asked if someone came and serenaded me with song by Lillya. As it is unlikely anyone could find where I am hidden, I shall reveal it to the deliverer upon request. Otherwise, the sender should expect a refund in accordance with the policy laid out by Sehdae.

[Sehdae Ly]

Couriers will message you via normal means to set up a meet, should they have a one for you.

[Kairiel Bosburn]

Delivered to Sehdae Ly
Written by Anonymous)

Since the day Valorn was made
None have more preferred a raid
You may think your missives fun
But I will see your cause undone
Long life to you, I'll wish you that
Long life like that of mice and rats
You are truly wise to hide
Behind my calm obliteration bides
For the time good hunting, ma'am
For the flowers, thanks be damned

+ We take no responsibility for requests that seem to imply a false sender, regardless of station.

[Iphigenia Maimonides]

Delivered to Viviyana
(Composed by Anonymous)

From the wicked depths of me
I've something of an apology
Oh, I know how hard you toil
Efforts I try not to foil
I'm not sure how it came to fruit
Only know that I'm at root
Viv, in solemn tears my plight
Warning of a dreadful sight
If your heart remains so sweet
Then admit it's quite the feat!
Have fun cleaning that debris
Not taking charge - just apology
One last thing that needs to sing
I didn't mean to break that thing!

[Sehdae Ly]

Delivered to Doyle
(By anonymous)
Your sponsorship means the world to some.
I'm sure it's rare you flash your bum
Your age advanced, it must be grueling
Yet, to temple you went without mewling
I know I'm lucky you didn't doze
Did you sneak a peek at my bare toes?
The whole experience was quite divine
Besides...No other teacher could I find
I know my own age can be a toil
Thanks for giving me Cleric-hood, Doyle

(Courier Note: Thinks he's winning, that it's a contest? We should misplace his next-- NO TIP!)

[Topaz]

You people are going to get me thrown out of this cubicle for laughing so loudly.

[Sehdae Ly]

(( Apologies, Miss Topaz, for any trouble we may have caused. Glad we brought you a laugh though.))

[Cenny]

Delivered to Achelle
(from Anonymous)
To you, Achelle, from your favorite prairie:
A memo lest the impulse bury
You know I've got the softest grass
But through your clothes my touch can't pass
My only wish to hold you near
Me, the prairie, loves you dear
Just think the feel of when it settles
Your skin against my crimson petals
So take them off - it's not so cold
The warmth of me will twice enfold
Until then, my friend, I'll sit and wait
For the turn we share our precious date


Delivered to Valya
(from Anonymous)
Only comes 'round once each year
Filling you and yours with cheer
Such occasions worth a song
Lasting turn upon turn long
And in times when we've joy to dance
Shall be in your name we'll prance
Hope you've sweets and ale near
Hope you haven't shed a tear
May you many years from now
To your respect I give a bow
Valya, here's the words for you
Happy birthday - hope it's true!