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Trinald Geology Society invites you to a Rock Show and Tell evening. Every attendee encouraged to bring their own rock for classification!

When? Where?!
RoK Guild Hall - Study
(go North till Remnants of Kimald - Grand Hall. And then up)
Friday 7th Jan
10pm GMT/ 5pm EST

~penned by Billy Doherty~ Alright. My name is Bill Doherty, and I'm gonna take it up for this one. It's supposed to be about dreams and portals to other worlds . It all sounds daft to me. Ideas like that can tie you in knots if you go pondering them for too long. I don't think it's prudent, myself. ...

~Dictated by Bo Bonnie. Written and recorded by Mister Bifrost Janger~ You know, you can be friends with somebody for years and years, and they can still come along and surprise you. Like yesterturn, I would never have expected that Telvonus would comb my hair out for me dressed in his best shell bi...

~This story has been dictated by Bo Bonnie, and written and recorded by Mister Bifrost Janger.~ Yesterturn was a good day. Don't tell Low! But yesterturn, Bris escorted me down into the wall, to the place where Tamsin Millwright's tattered journal is wedged into a crack in the stones. I met Tamsin d...

Thanks a lot! For filling me full of false hope. When I first met you, I thought there was something off. Your manner, your being, your interests just like mine... I was sure that there was something wrong with you. I thought you worked for the ABV. I mean, it would be easy for them; to snare me in ...

Scootertide 2021 was an absolute blast! Thank you to everyone who hosted an event. I think we made a lot of Scootertide traditions this year

If you've got the marcs, then I've got the plat. Because what's the point in holding onto all of that coin, and letting it burn a hole through your pocket? I'm not a dragon, guarding over a hoard of treasures. I'm only a mortal lad and I want to buy you pyjamas. Everyone deserves pyjamas - especiall...

Huzzah to Kailani, who held up the Bone Wall until I had the time to properly repair it properly with poop-mud.

Thank you for being a curious young Godling, and mucking about with us!

Bif x

1. Chaos! 2. Pyjamas every turn. 3. Envisioning adventurers as dog breeds and them being bang-on accurate. 4. MSV 5. Pin the Tail on the Scooter - with added rusty nails for spicy danger . 6. Scootertide Wreath Crown (makes Bif's head feel less vulnerable and naked now he is without 'beard' or spect...

Bif couldn't even fry an egg. But it didn't matter overly much; he survived off tea and the white-hot force of his indignation. There was a reason his why staff was called Mood Lightning , after all. Almost all of what Bif ate he bought. And the rest of it was free; soup from Caritas, tea and biscui...

It isn't important to know how I died. But, you should know that I lay there; growing stiff, for two turns before anyone found me. One of my eyes was stuck open. It is strange watching yourself. It was the brown one, incase you were wondering. Do I look like that all of the time? Probably not. The o...

Enanek Trabbeg had a problem. Though what, Bif could not quite fathom. That was the trouble, you see. Enanek's narcolepsy prevented him from keeping his eyes open for long enough to express it. Bif had tried numerous things thus far: Poking. Prodding. Yelling. Even Experimental tickling - though Ena...

Bif awoke with trepidation on a Tuesday. He'd slept down in the hole. With his back propped against a mound of dirt; his feet straight out before him. He heard the muffled calls of the Crier; affirming that it was the dawn. It was impossible to tell down here. Bif had been down in his hole for so lo...

Thank you to admin for allowing Bif his hair-brained scheme - and thank you for all of the rp along the way!

Thank you to every player who rp'd and helped Bif to achieve his goal. I had such a blast playing with everybody

And here's to looking forward to whatever is coming next!

And that is when I should have said... Well, I likely shouldn't have said anything at all. But I never did learn. Maybe it will come with age, and one turn I will learn when to keep my mouth shut. But I have said too much already. And now you hold me in your palm. I am a moth - you could crush me in...

Mastering tunneling isn't just about digging, but also about masterfully repairing cracks with poop.

"Mister Bifrost Janger?" "Yeh. That's me." Bif set aside his parchment and quill as the stranger started toward him. Judging from his garb, he was one of the couriers of the lands. "Got a letter for ya. Still eight silver delivery fee to pay on it, mind." Bif frowned, b...

Just about everybody knew that Bif was a Humanoidolgist . Self proclaimed, of course. His rants had become quite infamous on the subject; his temper notorious when it came to the wellbeing of the Gremlins and the Gnomes. He had even taken tea with Trolls. But Bif's second love was a quieter one. Unn...

X1 Very old silver coin

X1 cracked water gem