Advance like a Queen!
With personal training from Iron Commander Cody Fireblade the Affable even a pleb like YOU can achieve royally rockin' abs!
Cody Fireblade, affable in all things; except idleness!
Sign up today!
Search found 268 matches
- Sun Sep 18, 2022 5:33 pm
- Forum: Lord Cory's Social Hall
- Topic: For the Betterment of Valorn; Careers
- Replies: 19
- Views: 31697
Re: For the Betterment of Valorn; Careers
- Fri Sep 16, 2022 11:58 am
- Forum: Contest and Event Planning
- Topic: Friday Night Fishin'
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1092
Friday Night Fishin'
Hey. Let's put those pesky caterpillars to good use. If you've collected any from RoK pumpkin patch bring em along for bait this Friday, for some Friday night fishin'! Bait and stuff to be provided for the caterpillarless ! When? Where?! Friday 23rd September The pier 9pm UK/Portugal time 4pm EST
- Thu Sep 15, 2022 8:05 am
- Forum: Contest and Event Planning
- Topic: Fall Festival 2022
- Replies: 3
- Views: 994
Re: Fall Festival 2022
Dun't be afeared, Lowie. We can start the festivities early!
- Tue Sep 13, 2022 2:49 pm
- Forum: Lord Cory's Social Hall
- Topic: For the Betterment of Valorn; Careers
- Replies: 19
- Views: 31697
Re: For the Betterment of Valorn; Careers
One Boy Boy for sale. He's going cheap. Only seven silvers! That -- or thereabouts. Small Boy ... Rather pale... Through lack of sleep. Feed him gruel dinners. Stop him getting stout. If I should say he wasn't very greedy... I could not, I'd be telling you a tale. One boy, Boy for sale. Come take a...
- Sun Sep 11, 2022 4:40 pm
- Forum: Lord Cory's Social Hall
- Topic: For the Betterment of Valorn; Careers
- Replies: 19
- Views: 31697
Re: For the Betterment of Valorn; Careers
Tired of being an Adventurer? Why not retrain as a Man! Over a two turn course you'll be taught to: - Be as swift as a coursing river - With all the force of a great typhoon - Have all the strength of a raging fire - Be as mysterious as the dark side of the moon No previous experience needed. Earn ...
- Fri Sep 09, 2022 6:17 pm
- Forum: Contest and Event Planning
- Topic: Zericturn 2022
- Replies: 1
- Views: 693
Re: Zericturn 2022
My Zericturn poem <3 Oh Zeric! You might not be The most athletic . And you may come last In the alphabetic . But Were I a cleric, I'd wear your robes Not just to be cosmetic! Oh Zeric! Your name is not Eric To say it was so Would be hysteric ! Despite my being academic Unfortunately, I am not poet...
- Fri Sep 09, 2022 4:35 pm
- Forum: Lord Cory's Social Hall
- Topic: For the Betterment of Valorn; Careers
- Replies: 19
- Views: 31697
Re: For the Betterment of Valorn; Careers
NOTICE:
Adventurers should feel free to post their own advertisements in this space!
--
For the Betterment of Valorn
An avenue,
To a better you!
- Fri Sep 09, 2022 4:32 pm
- Forum: Lord Cory's Social Hall
- Topic: For the Betterment of Valorn; Careers
- Replies: 19
- Views: 31697
Re: For the Betterment of Valorn; Careers
Tired of being an Adventurer? Why not retrain as a Giant Poison Frog! Over a two turn course you'll be taught to: - Be moist - Be very still - BUT THEN MOVE SUDDENLY! - Carry tadpoles on your back - Croak noisily at night - Secrete toxic poisons from your glands No previous experience needed. Earn ...
- Fri Sep 09, 2022 4:30 pm
- Forum: Lord Cory's Social Hall
- Topic: For the Betterment of Valorn; Careers
- Replies: 19
- Views: 31697
For the Betterment of Valorn; Careers
Tired of being an Adventurer? Why not retrain as a Plains Cat ! Over a two turn course you'll be taught to: Hiss Scratch Bite Poop in gravelly locations Attack the legs of unsuspecting Initiates No prior experience necessary! Earn up to 40 plat a turn by working on Valorn's scenic Plains today!
- Fri Sep 09, 2022 4:28 pm
- Forum: Lord Cory's Social Hall
- Topic: WANTED: A Handsome Centaur
- Replies: 6
- Views: 10758
Re: WANTED: A Handsome Centaur
Poor Bif emits a small squeak of indignation as he is unceremoniously shoved. Though, the sound is nothing at all in comparison to the one that resonates from him upon seeing the contents of Thelm's bag of horrors . Bif gasps, half-choking against his horror. For a trice, his mouth works uselessly; ...
- Sat Sep 03, 2022 8:39 am
- Forum: Lord Cory's Social Hall
- Topic: WANTED: A Handsome Centaur
- Replies: 6
- Views: 10758
Re: WANTED: A Handsome Centaur
"Hullo. Yes. Bif Janger," Bif affirms, nodding brusquely to the burly man's query. For a split marc he looks about to offer his hand out for shaking; but upon taking in his measure, apparently thinks better on it and returns it to his pocket. "The er, Centuar of Handsome physiognomy ,...
- Sat Sep 03, 2022 8:32 am
- Forum: Contest and Event Planning
- Topic: Nominations for Best Beard
- Replies: 11
- Views: 2810
Re: Nominations for Best Beard
I nominate Biffy out of pity.
Yessss.
- Mon Aug 29, 2022 10:53 pm
- Forum: Contest and Event Planning
- Topic: A Catch-up Meeting
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1057
A Catch-up Meeting
I don't know about all of you, but I've forgotten where we were!
Come and join us in remembering; and maybe in hashing out something new.
Bring your ideas, schemes, suggestions and other such!
When? Where?!
Saturday 10th September
6pm EST
11pm BST
OOC Dundee Inn backroom
Come and join us in remembering; and maybe in hashing out something new.
Bring your ideas, schemes, suggestions and other such!
When? Where?!
Saturday 10th September
6pm EST
11pm BST
OOC Dundee Inn backroom
- Sat Aug 27, 2022 2:48 pm
- Forum: Contest and Event Planning
- Topic: Zericturn 2022
- Replies: 1
- Views: 693
Zericturn 2022
I know it's chaotically short-notice - but that's befitting the man of the turn! He's a ruddy good egg. Join us this Monday for Valorn's very first Zericturn ! Remember to wear blue and fashion your beard into a goatee for the occasion. (Stick-on goatees to be provided for the beardless). When? Wher...
- Sun Aug 14, 2022 8:43 pm
- Forum: Contest and Event Planning
- Topic: An Evening of Oddities
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1414
An Evening of Oddities
HEY YOU! Yes, you. You look just like the kinda weirdo who carries weird stuff around in their pockets. What's that there you've got in your pack? Let's have a gander! --- Collected many treasures on your travels? Show off your uniques, curiosities and bibbidty-bobs during Bif's evening of Oddities....
- Sat Jul 16, 2022 10:43 am
- Forum: Lord Cory's Social Hall
- Topic: WANTED: A Handsome Centaur
- Replies: 6
- Views: 10758
WANTED: A Handsome Centaur
Tacked to Dundee's notice board, this missive reads: WANTED Mister Bifrost Janger asks for the assistance of his fellows in locating a Centuar of handsome physiognomy. ( Disclaimer! - I have never actually met this Centuar; merely imagined him. ) Please report any findings to Mister Bifrost Janger E...
- Sun Mar 06, 2022 10:02 am
- Forum: Raves
- Topic: Masquerade Parade
- Replies: 3
- Views: 12590
Re: Masquerade Parade
I'm glad I was able to catch a little of this last night! Such a lovely new dg tradition for us 
hurrah!
hurrah!- Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:25 am
- Forum: Contest and Event Planning
- Topic: Winter's Warming - The Giving Tree 2022
- Replies: 10
- Views: 4173
Re: Winter's Warming - The Giving Tree 2022
- For Avery the Greengrocer to end his reign of terror and provide affordable vegetables.
- Stuffed Wyvern Toy (Limited FF2021 Gnomeo Edition)
- A signed copy of HSV Tome of the Gremlins (signed by a Gremlin)
- A Thimble
Signed. Mister Bifrost Janger
- Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:53 pm
- Forum: Contest and Event Planning
- Topic: Winter's Warming - Presents and Potluck
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1325
Winter's Warming - Presents and Potluck
Please join Bif and Moss for an evening of gift giving and feasting. Caritas feeds us often enough, I think it time we returned the favour! Bring your tastiest treats and best booze to Milltown soup kitchen for a bit of a shindig. Attendees will also be encouraged to add a tag to The Giving Tree . T...
- Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:47 pm
- Forum: Contest and Event Planning
- Topic: Winter's Warming - The Giving Tree 2022
- Replies: 10
- Views: 4173
Winter's Warming - The Giving Tree 2022
In the Dark Forest there stands a tree, rather an ordinary tree except that some miscreant has decorated it with old bronze nuts and bolts and tangles of colourful yarn. A few tags of parchment, scrawled with script are secured to it's branches with string. A bucket on the ground is filled with simi...