This is a cease and desist WARNING: Should any harm befall the Gremlins during my negotiations, my offer will be revoked.
Signed. Mister Bifrost Janger.
Tired of being an Adventurer?! Why not retrain as Rick Astley!
Over a two turn course you'll be taught to:
- Never give up
- Never let down
- Never run around
- Never Desert
No previous experience needed. Earn up to 40 plat per turn by working as Valorn's premium rick-roller!
Mister Bifrost Janger xox
Not all of us will have the relevant clothing for this position. Would this be provided?
Tired of being an Adventurer? Why not retrain as a Lumberjack!
Over a two turn course you'll be taught to:
- Be a Lumberjack
- be okay
- Sleep all night
- Work all day
No previous experience necessary! Earn up to 40 plat per turn by working in Valorn's scenic forests today!