*is over in the corner, eyes wide, and praying that she soon becomes deaf and blind, for this was far, far too much on one girl's innocent, uncorrupted mind*
Wow. Did an ogre rearrange your face? - When confronted by someone incredibly ugly So, you're Balthy-boy's cousin's uncle's mama's sister's auntie? - 'I really don't believe a word you're telling me.' Go sink in the desert. - Get lost and stop bothering me. Dimmer than Tyral the Gossip. - A boring, ...
*storms in, glaring*
No one is suing no one, darnit!! That bunny was eating my vegetable garden and deserved to die!!
*holds up half-eaten carrots and lettuce heads to prove it*
Deria Darksoul, adventurer and enchanter-to-be, walks in and looks at all the loonies who are behind bars.
"Hahahahaha!! I-"
Bars slam down in front of her and she realizes that she walked into a trap.
[insert various expletives and anatomically impossible suggestions]