Here is my entry into the contest:
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One sentence -
A rat ate a dog, that ate a hog, that ate a doe, that ate a deer, that ate a tiger, that ate a mare, that ate a hare, that ate a hag, that hired a hero married to a red hot mother to get a dire ogre at the market that made a three tiered hat with a rim mired in gore to go home, that made a dare to ride a harried mare three marks, get the rare red gem to Kim, dot the three tree homes with the gear with Tim, take the tar rag to Tom to trim a tad, rid the grim germ at the dorm, take the bad mead, hoe the earth with a rod, read the dark grimoire, trim the girth with a dart, or dream a mere dream.
Multiple sentences in a story/rhyme/song format -
“I made a great home in the dark mire”, I remarked to Rae. ”A dream home!”
“Oh?
“I make a three mark ride to get to it, or to the market from there.”
“I heard dire ogres make a home in the dark mire. “
“Eight do, I think. I heard of a time a grime mired dire ogre rode a tired mare to the market. It tarried there a mark, ate a doe a rat tried to take, roared at the rat to make it go or get eaten.”
“I tried to hire a hero to get the dire ogre to go home. Amir tried a hoe. Mark tried a rod. Tim tried a rare dart to hit the dire ogre. That made the dire ogre mad. It rode the tired mare at Tim to get the arm that hit him. He’d eat that arm! A great lot of gore that might make!”
“The dire ogre got Tim! Argh! It took him home to make hot toe tea! A grim time, I’d rate.”
"I’d hate hot toe tea. I’d rather get a dram or three. More mead to me!"
The harried mother roared in rage at the torrid tare at the market. A rat at eight? No! It took a rat at three to make mirth.
A rare tiger made a home at the edge of the dark mire near a three dot marked tree. Rot it! Go get the tiger? He might get me or I might get him, I’d take that dare.
A three tiered hat made Mark irate. A three tiered hat I’d rate at eight!
A mead in the mire made Tam a deer, E I E I O!
A mere deer here! A mere deer there!
Here a deer, there a deer, more, more, more, more, more, more deer!
A mead in the mire made Tam a deer, E I E I O!
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Cerdinak, Character 90666,
http://www.darkgrimoire.com/cshow90666.html