A story recently 'remembered' in the Dundee Inn after some talk of colors. Thanks to Lowrenzo, Narian and others for the inspiration.
Once, long ago, or so I'm told...there were only a few colors in the world. There was yellow, red and blue. I admit, I like the color blue, but to have it only one of three colors in the world must have been rather...boring. The spirits and creatures that were about came in only three hues of course. It made it rather confusing to tell them all apart.
The colors had long ago decided though that they liked the world just as it was. Each had a third of things, so they were all happy. The other being weren't as happy , and they sent a delegation to the colors. Of course there was confusion as the delegates were mostly confusing themselves with each other. It was hard when there weren’t easy ways of telling folks apart. Finally, they pinned badges of different colors to themselves. One who was red might wear a badge of yellow as well. This helped a bit but not fully.
The colors didn't listen, They were happy after all. Red, in fact, was rather rude. I'm sorry to say Blue and Yellow probably weren't much better. So the delegation went away unsatisfied. At this point, they weren't really sure what to do. They'd exhausted the polite ways and had to come up with something more.
Finally, Fish came up with a cunning plan. It wasn't easy for Fish to be part of this, having to sink back into the water every so often, but it was Fish who hatched the plan they decided to follow. “If they won't help us, we'll need to help ourselves," Fish declared. "We'll trick them into mingling and blending into other shades and colors." The others were curious and asked Fish how this would happen. "We challenge them to a drinking contest" Fish stated. "There's no way they can outdrink me.”
And that was true, for no one could drink like Fish. They issued the challenge, and Yellow was the first to respond. Red and Blue soon followed. They might have agreed to divide the world into three parts, but it didn't mean they liked each other. Soon all were gathered to see the contest.
Fish was true to his word. He drank more then all three of them put together! When it was done, and they were in muddled heaps on the floor, the others set to work pushing and pulling them. They shoved the three colors towards each other into different blends.
As the one who came up with the plot and saw to it working, Fish was given the ability to show all the colors that were made that day. Every shade and hue can be found on Fish or his descendents to this day.
And the others? Each left with if not different colors, different hues and shadings of the same colors. When the three colors came back to their sense and saw what was wrought, they agreed it was good. They had more choices and chances for being places after all. You just have to look to Fish and his iridescence to see them all. And that is the story as I first heard it.


